Monday, December 22, 2008

no, arnold! it isn't worth it!

last night i dreamt arnold schwarzenegger broke into my house and shot me in the head.




i didn't die right away, instead i was asked questions like:

"do you feel dizzy?"

-- yes

"are you having trouble completing sentences?"

--yes

ultimately, no one called an ambulance- everyone laffed at me and said my head wound wasn't that serious.

****

anyone??

2 comments:

Shane said...

Sure it's not a tuuumor???

Anonymous said...

Maybe you're destined to defeat a great cyborg empire in the future and your dream is a warning of a time-travelling assassin sent as a pre-emptive strike.

Or maybe you had some bad cheese.