i really did.
some lady called me a "waitress" today-- i felt it was archaic.
"yes," i said, "but also i'm a person. sometimes I go out to eat."
well, i didn't SAY it, but it was definately reflected in my body language and 50-watt smile.
theres something about the restaurant that always makes me go back. sure the money is outstanding, and you know, i'm not above winking at an old man for an extra dollar. i once let a pastor smack my ass.
and if you tip me well enough-- for long enough-- i will marry you and have your child.
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