chilly outside

yes??

i told derrick i had "taken a chill" and his response was "ok, gramma"
to which i was lightly offended and said
"what?"
and he explained that "no one under the age of 80 says 'ive taken a chill'"
and so i replied "thats not true, i just said it"
but he was unmoved and responded "yes you did, and you also speak like an 80 year old"

fine

then later he said something--

but yes i really have taken a chill i am always cold it wont go away--

he said something about equal bees or i dont know but i came up with thsi (although you really have to hear the crazy voice to appreciate it)

THIS bee is directly proportionate to this BEE
and when we have TWO BEES that are directly proportionate to one another
we like to call that EQUAL BEES"